2 year hiatus

OK, so it's been two years since my last post. So what. I've been busy doing stuff. Yes, two years worth of stuff, no breaks except for pony rides and pedicures. And a few naps. But since I'm back, lets kick this off with an easy one. Who are you, what do you do, and why are you here? I expect 500 replies by dawn. See you in two years!